To start with, of course, say "ye" for
you, "me" for my or mine, and don't
skimp on the "ahoy" and "arrrrr!"
Addled -- Mad, insane, or just stupid.
An "addlepate" is a fool.
Aft -- Short for "after." Toward
the rear of the ship.
Ahoy -- "Hello!"
Avast! -- "Hey!" Could be used as
"Stop that!" or "Who goes there?"
Begad! -- By God!
Belay -- Stop that. "Belay that
talk!" would mean "Shut up!"
Belaying pin -- A short wooden rod
to which a ship's rigging is secured. A common improvised weapon aboard
a sailing ship, because they're everywhere, they're easily picked
up, and they are the right size and weight to be used as clubs.
Bilge! -- Nonsense, or foolish talk.
The bilges of a ship are the lowest parts, inside the hull
along the keel. They fill with stinking bilgewater -- or just
"bilge."
Bilge-sucking -- A very uncomplimentary
adjective.
Black Spot -- To "place the Black
Spot" on another pirate is to sentence him to death, to warn him he
is marked for death, or sometimes just to accuse him of a serious
crime before other pirates.
Blimey! -- An exclamation of surprise.
Booty -- Loot.
Bosun -- Boatswain; a petty officer.
Bowsprit -- The slanted spar at
a ship's prow.
Brethren of the Coast -- The Caribbean
buccaneers called themselves by this name in the 1640-1680 period.
During this time, they actually formed a sort of fraternity, and did
not (usually) fight each other or even steal from each other. After
1680, a new generation of pirates appeared, who did not trust each
other . . . with good reason.
Briny deep -- The ocean. Probably
no pirate in all history ever used this phrase, but don't let that
stop you, especially if you can roll the R in "briny"!
Buccaneer -- A general term for
the Caribbean pirates.
Bucko -- Familiar term. "Me bucko"
= "my friend."
Cap'n -- Short for "captain."
Cat o'nine tails, or just "cat"
-- a whip with many lashes, used for flogging. "A taste of
the cat" might refer to a full flogging, or just a single blow to
"smarten up" a recalcitrant hand.
Chandler, or ship-chandler -- see
Sutler.
Chantey -- A sailor's work song.
Also spelled "shantey" or "shanty."
Chase -- The ship being pursued.
"The chase is making full sail, sir" = "The ship we're after is going
as fast as she can."
Chest -- Traditional treasure container.
Corsair -- A more romantic term
for pirate. But still a pirate.
Crow's nest -- A small platform,
sometimes enclosed, near the top of a mast, where a lookout could
have a better view when watching for sails or for land.
Cutlass -- A curved sword, like
a saber but heavier. Traditional pirate weapon. Has only one cutting
edge; may or may not have a useful point.
Davy Jones' locker -- The bottom
of the sea.
Deadlights -- Eyes. "Use yer deadlights,
matey!"
Dead men tell no tales -- Standard
pirate excuse for leaving no survivors.
Dog -- A mild insult, perhaps even
a friendly one.
Doubloon -- A Spanish gold coin.
At different times, it was worth either 4 or 16 silver pesos, or "pieces
of eight."
Feed the fish -- What you do when
you are thrown into the sea, dead or alive.
Gangway! -- "Get out of my way!"
Grog -- Generically, any alcoholic
drink. Specifically, rum diluted with water to make it go farther.
Grub -- Food.
Gun -- A cannon.
Fore, or forrard -- Toward
the front end of the ship.
Flogging -- Punishment by caning,
or by whipping with the cat.
Hands -- The crew of a ship; sailors.
Handsomely -- Quickly. "Handsomely
now, men!" = "Hurry up!"
Jack Ketch -- The hangman. To dance
with Jack Ketch is to hang.
Jack Tar, or tar -- A sailor.
Jollyboat -- A small but happy craft,
perhaps even one which is a little dinghy.
Jolly Roger -- The pirates' skull-and-crossbones
flag. It was an invitation to surrender, with the implication that
those who surrendered would be treated well. A red flag indicated
"no quarter."
Keelhaul -- Punishment by dragging
under the ship, from one side to the other. The victim of a keelhauling
would be half-drowned, or worse, and lacerated by the barnacles that
grew beneath the ship.
Kiss the gunner's daughter -- A
punishment: to be bent over one of the ship's guns and flogged.
Lad, lass, lassie -- A way to address
someone younger than you.
Landlubber or just lubber
-- A non-sailor.
Letters of Marque -- Papers issued
by a national government during wartime, entitling a privately owned
ship to raid enemy commerce, or even attack enemy warships. Early
letters of reprisal were issued to merchants to make it legal
for them to counter-raid pirates! A ship bearing such letters, and
operating within their limits, is a privateer rather than a
pirate . . . that is, a legal combatant rather than a criminal and
murderer. The problem is that letters of marque aren't always honored,
even by the government that issued them. Captain Kidd had letters
of marque; his own country hanged him anyway.
Lights -- Lungs. A pirate might
threaten to "have someone's lights and liver."
Line -- A rope in use as part of
the ship's rigging, or as a towing line. When a rope is just coiled
up on deck, not yet being used for anything, it's all right to call
it a rope.
Lookout -- Someone posted to keep
watch on the horizon for other ships or signs of land.
Maroon -- A fairly common punishment
for violation of a pirate ship's articles, or offending her crew.
The victim was left on a deserted coast (or, of course, an island)
with little in the way of supplies. That way, no one could say that
the unlucky pirate had actually been killed by his former brethren.
Me -- A piratical way to say "my."
Me hearties -- Typical way for a
pirate leader to address his crew.
Matey -- A piratical way to address
someone in a cheerful, if not necessarily friendly, fashion.
On the Account -- The piratical
life. A man who went "on the account" was turning pirate.
Piece of eight -- A Spanish silver
coin worth one peso or 8 reales. It was sometimes literally
cut into eight pieces, each worth one real.
Pirate -- A seagoing robber and
murderer. Contrast with privateer.
Poop deck -- The highest deck at
the aft end of a large ship. Smaller ships don't have a poop; the
highest part aft is the quarterdeck.
Port -- (1) A seaport. (2) The left
side of the ship when you are facing toward her prow.
Poxy, poxed -- Diseased. Used as
an insult.
Privateer -- A ship bearing letters
of marque (q.v.), or one of her crew, or her captain. Thus, she
can only attack an enemy ship, and only in time of war, but does so
as a representative of her country. A privateer is theoretically a
law-abiding combatant, and entitled to be treated as an honorable
prisoner if captured.
Prow -- The "nose" of the ship.
Reef -- (1) An underwater obstruction
of rock or coral which can tear the bottom out of a ship. (2) To reef
sails is to shorten them, tying them partially up, either to slow
the ship or to keep a strong wind from putting too much strain on
the masts.
Rope's end -- another term for flogging.
"Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, me bucko!"
Rum (noun) -- Traditional pirate
drink.
Rum (adjective) -- Strange or odd.
A "rum fellow" is a peculiar person, the sort who won't say "Arrrr!"
on Talk Like
A Pirate Day.
Sail ho! -- "I see a ship!" The
sail, of course, is the first part of a ship visible over the horizon.
Salt, old salt -- An experienced
seaman.
Scuppers -- Openings along the edges
of a ship's deck that allow water on deck to drain back to the sea
rather than collecting in the bilges. "Scupper that!" is an expression
of anger or derision: "Throw that overboard!"
Scurvy -- (1) A deficiency disease
which often afflicted sailors; it was caused by lack of vitamin C.
(2) A derogatory adjective suitable for use in a loud voice, as in
"Ye scurvy dogs!"
Sea dog -- An experienced seaman.
Shanty -- Another spelling for "chantey"
- a sea song.
Shark bait -- (1) Your foes, who
are about to feed the fish (q.v.). (2) A worthless or lazy
sailor; a lubber who is no use aboard ship.
Shipshape -- Well-organized, under
control, finished.
Shiver me timbers! -- An expression
of surprise or strong emotion.
Sink me! -- An expression of surprise.
Smartly -- Quickly. "Smartly there,
men!" = "Hurry up!"
Splice the mainbrace -- To have
a drink. Or, perhaps, several drinks.
Spyglass -- A telescope.
Starboard -- The right side of the
ship when you are facing toward her prow.
Sutler -- A merchant in port, selling
the various things that a ship needed for supplies and repairs.
Swab (noun) -- A disrespectful term
for a seaman. "Man that gun, ye cowardly swabs!"
Swab (verb) -- To clean something.
Being put to "swabbing the decks" would be a low-level punishment
for a disobedient pirate.
Swag -- Loot.
Walk the plank -- A piratical execution.
The victim, usually blindfolded or with bound hands or both, is forced
to walk along a plank laid over the ship's side, to fall into the
water below. Except this seems to be a total invention; it first appeared
in 19th-century fiction, long after the great days of piracy.
Weigh anchor -- To haul the anchor
up; more generally, to leave port.
Yo-ho-ho -- A very piratical thing
to say, whether it actually means anything or not.